Actual Messages I Wrote, Forgot, Then Found While Cleaning Out My Email Folders
03/20/09
I get a long extension cord and my Snoopy hair dryer and thaw it.
05/04/09
Thank you. I shall take that under advisement when I squeeze my Betsy Wetsy.
Mr. Lovely
04/27/09
Hope your birthday was not panned and scanned.
05/06/09
When he drools, his wife calls him "a day at the beach."
06/08/05
Just force-feed me ice cream and corn chips. I will be happy.
05/17/09
Yeah, I remember you digging around in your foot. Creepy.
