Mike Durrett: CONFIDENTIAL

Uncle Mike, Role Model

ISLE OF PALMS, South Carolina -- My wife and adult niece discussed the breakfast menu at a local eatery. Actual conversation:
Donna: Ooo, they've got Eggs Benedict. And they even have Crabcakes Benedict.

Deborah:
I don't know about eggs all over my crab.

(Painful, long silence before Deb looked at me.)

Mike: I'm saying nothing.

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