Mike Durrett: CONFIDENTIAL

Dark Victory

Twenty-four years of marriage. Actual conversation:

Donna: There's a new lotion you put on in the morning and at night to simulate tanning. If you rub it into your skin after bathing and before bed, you'll build up and deepen the color each time. In a few days, you'll be tanned and look good.

Mike: Will I become Miss Congeniality 3?

Donna: Probably not.

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