Friday
Another opening night in the theatre ... "The Incredibles" was super. I've heard the film earned $70 million in three days. That's a record, nearly 100 times what I paid for two tickets and a box of Sno-Caps.
After the show, I saw a family of four stand up and move into a popcorn bucket.
As we walked by, their kids griped butter had flooded the basement.
We exited the multiplex into a cool autumn evening. I told my wife, "I'd like some 'Incredibles' for Christmas."
She said, "Then, how about underwear from the new millennium? And sex?"
"I meant toys!" I snapped. "And what makes you think the sex will be Incredible?"
"I shall call you 'Dash.'"
Saturday
Silence.
Sunday
10:42 p.m.: "Oh, YEAH?"
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