Mike Durrett: CONFIDENTIAL

Pork and Beats

A Bob Walker of Wichita, Kansas writes: "JIMMY DEAN'S ALIVE!''

Well, thank you for the update. I've been out of tickertape.

I did read a news report about the singer recently. The folks that own the Jimmy Dean Sausage company fired him as their spokesperson. It tore his heart out.

Would you like a bite of my all-new Jimmy Dean Aorta?

Mmmmm, simmering in its own Cardiac Infarction Gravy.

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