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A Danny Gallagher of Puttering Somewhere in Texas, Texas, asks:

What would be a good name for a plus-sized strip club?

Ahh. Let me see. ... I'm told there's a gay nitery in Atlanta called Swinging Richards, but Plus-Sized Strip Club Names, hmmm ... Weight Watchers is already taken....

--Okay, here you go:

1) Rotunda's
2) The Chubb Grope
3) Screw the MuuMuu
4) Grand Canyon Tours
5) Nudie Barf

Thanks for writing. I'm here at The Help Desk -- now, with a dance pole!