Even More Shameless Movie Tie-Ins

"Before the Shark there was the Whale."

Yeah, sure.

I'm still annoyed by that 30-year-old ad campaign comparing dissimilar "Moby Dick" to "Jaws."

Coming soon:

Before the Savior there was Ben, Hurt.

Before the Saw II there was the Sauté.

Before the Shark there was the Whale.