I don't want to say I required much pancake makeup, but it came with a side of bacon.
The shoot went smoothly, incorporating many of my most perky poses, gut sucks, and breakdance spins.
The nudity was tastefully done and will be a sensation. I've alerted the paparazzi and I can't wait to chomp gum and weep white trash tears at Matt Lauer.
I had planned to share the photo proof sheets with you this morning, publishing them in this very space, but NO-OOOOOO! My headshots are not available.
Looks like I'm taking the day off.
Today's Fill-in Hottie:
Award-Winning Motion Picture Writer-Director
Randy Stewart
2 comments:
I like your writing.
Bacon. Ha!
America's Next Top Model has some competition.
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