Ends and Odds

My dyslexia is kicking in again. ... Remember when Larry King would write his dot dot dot columns in "USA Today"? ... Me neither. ... Long Beach, you're on! ... I like kitties in the spring rain. ... We're having black bean burgers for supper. ... You can't explain Windows XP to a moth. ... I fear The Marx Bros. will never make another picture. ... In that 1963 movie "Hootenanny Hoot," is the whole thing a hoot -- or is there only a climactic solitary hoot? ... "Where have all the flowers gone? ... Long time passing. ... When will they ever learn? ... If the kiddoes wanted to see a kimodo dragon, where would they go? ...

According to "The Macon Telegraph," movie director and Kate Capshaw aficionado Steven Spielberg says of his new film, "The Terminal," "It was more comedy than I've ever done before." ... I guess he saw "1941" and "Hook." ...

I've never been a bad mammer jammer. ... I'm not even certain what a mammer jammer is, but I am sure I wouldn't be a bad one. ... I have pride. ... I'd give my mammer jammering the old college try, maybe some caffeine. ... (Or is that mammering jammering?) ... I know my limitations. ... I'd be a fair to middling mammer jammer. ... That is if they categorize them that way. ... Otherwise, my mammer-jammer might be day-old or, perhaps, argyle. ...

My Blockbuster Video doesn't stock the classic "SCTV Network 90" DVD box set, but they do have "The Bernie Mac Show." ... Up the road, another store I frequent doesn't stock the classic "SCTV Network 90" DVD box set, but they do have "Who's the Boss?" ... My Wal-Mart doesn't stock the classic "SCTV Network 90" DVD box set, but they do have "The Hee-Haw Collection." ... Now, here's Buck Owens. ...

Is it me or is Ronald McDonald looking more and more like Maureen O'Hara? I think he's touching up his roots. ...

My spellcheck doesn't know "mammer jammer." ... That is bad, mammer jammer. ... It asks should I replace with "mammary" and "camera"? ... Yes, please. ... I would like a mammary camera. ...