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Thanks to the oversight, my car does not smell like Jesus.
I'm thinking He's more of a Mysore Sandal Soap than Cashmere Bouquet.
Certainly not Lye.
My biological father was a classic orange Lifebuoy with a Blatz, maybe a sweet cordial.
Me, this morning, Caress and Gumout.
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