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I really could use these sweet kisser follicles' fluffy pelts.
Imagine: "A mustache for every day of the week," including "The Hollywood," "The Hero," "The Square," "The Bruiser," "The Weasel," "The Sheriff," "The Grandpa."
Nonetheless, I told Santa I need only six.
My Saturday lip is reserved for chocolate milk!
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