Mike Durrett: CONFIDENTIAL

Gifts Senior Moment Santa Forgot to Bring Me: Mr. Clean


Mr. Clean may be America's foremost superhero, what with all of the tough scrubbing and the twinkle miracles.

I was a fan as a little kid and wanted to be him.

Mom wouldn't let me wear an earring, so I clamped a three-ring notebook binder to my lobe and covered my head in soapy Brillo pads.

Master Clean hadn't lost his hair, yet.


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