Gifts Senior Moment Santa Forgot to Bring Me: Wack-O-Wax Wax Fangs & Wack-O-Wax Wax Lips

And another thing the North Pole nincompoop neglected to gift me, the Wack-O-Wax Wax Fangs, not to mention the Wack-O-Wax Wax Lips. Okay, I'll mention 'em: The Wack-O-Wax Wax Lips.

To add insult to injury, Santa did bestow upon me the unrequested off-brand Wax Uvula and the unrequested off-brand Wax Goiter.


Clean the wax out of your ears, old man!

Well, mostly useless.

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