Make Good for Morty

Speaking of Morty, he is a bit miffed at me. He's learned I posted glowing remembrances of his late brother, Kelp, and several other testimonials honoring my departed sneakers.

Morty has let me know in no uncertain terms that he wants people to speak adoringly of him while he is alive, not later. I'm supposed to drop everything now and go write and publish something nice about Morty.


Morty spits up good, with his own inimitable signature sauce, Meownnaise®.

There. He is so vain.
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