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Caption: "Dunk Soup."
The water was way too hot. That's the last time I man the tank for a Cannibal charity.
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Occasionally, I grow my beard to check on it, see how it's doing.
I'm startled at how much gray there is. I'd been told I have the follicles of a 20-year-old.
I really should scrub out that bathtub.
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I never swim in the nude. I'm not much for shinny-dipping either.
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From: "'Come Back on the Third Day'"
I have a giant head. I've yet to find a ball cap large enough to fit my skull. I've gone as far as to consider a crown of thorns, but I would never know if I was wearing it stylishly backwards or not.
And you can forget finding one with an Angels logo on it.