Big Weekend

Big weekend, a luncheon at a deli, which suddenly turned into a panic of exasperation when I excused myself for the Gents.

I found no Gents. There was a broom closet, a couple of trashcans, and the fizzy drinks drain.

I also noticed a door marked "Manly Bunz." This might have been the "Gents" of a bygone era updated into a really annoying piece of pop culture cutesiness. Hey, I had to pee, people!

PEE, I TELL YA!!

I certainly do have Manly Bunz (and mine are spelled correctly), but the door alongside the first cooed, "Shapely Bunz."

Well, hell yeah, I do have Shapely Bunz. Nine out of 10 proctologists agree. The tenth one is into crullers. I have no idea what that's all about.

"Durrett, 'rrett, wherever shall I go? Whatever shall I do?"

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Drat.

I drove my Sopping Bunz home.

Real fast and humid.