My Religious Experience

I returned to the multiplex to see that new movie epic. I'm no theological scholar, but I believe there's either a misprint in my bible or the projectionist mixed up the reels. Nevertheless, I was thoroughly riveted by "The Passion of the Mooseport," and I'll be converting the next time I get to a meadow for the sacrifice of the Hackman.

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