Aging Bull

I made a conscious decision during high school to avoid becoming an old fogey as I advanced through life. I didn't and don't want to be one of those boring coots who drool, whine, and brag, "When I was your age," etc.

Attitudinally, I've repelled the geezer machine, but society does prove me wrong, surprisingly, making me yearn for the actual crappy pop culture of my youth over the present extreme loss of innocence and civility. What's the matter with kids today?