Next stop on our grand shopping riot, refreshments!My wife cut a Tic-Tac in half, doggy-bagging the leftover for "tomorrow's lunch."
I stupor-sized an Oleomargarine Smoothie.
When I regained consciousness, we went looking for more high fashion accessories.
"And," I said, "I might get me some of them defibrillator paddles."
"Stat!" yelled Donna.
Continued: "Fedora Me"
