Sometimes, while shopping, I wish I had a dog, so I could experience a world with cute treats like Vanilla Woofers, Pup-Peroni, Yummy Chummies, or Snausages Fortune Snookies.
But I come to my senses, telling myself to grow up and act my age.
Mature and dignified, I adjust my velveteen cravat and contempo monocle, as I push the handcart of Yikes! and Eeeks! to check-out for kitty.
Continued: "Rats"
