Why Does Everyone Go Out of His or Her Way to Meddle in My Sex Life?

I know how to do it!

And it's not a button!

It's more like a thimble--

Oh. 

You meant the doorknob.

Hmm.

That ... is ... embarrassing.

Yep.

All this for nothing.

Could you get my thumbs out of my jammies' cord knot?...