The Swellboy

Anyone who has ever come in contact with me knows that for half a century my life's ambition has been to be just like Jerry Lewis.

It's been slowgoing.

Although, I do eat funny.

Now, back to my lingering cold. I'm epically congested.

I finished a week of antibiotics that didn't do much healing, so my doctor has put me on Prednisone, the prescription medicine that bloated Jerry to the extra 60 pounds of puffiness he amassed awhile back.

I'm just like Jerry!

Time to go inflate!

You'll never walk alone,


P.S. We're going to need a bigger house.
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