Mike Durrett: CONFIDENTIAL

Happy New Throb

My sore throat has mostly ceased, even at night, and I'm sleeping better. Major cold and flu symptoms linger.

I felt like I had turned the corner several days ago, but that was only me stumbling a left into a plate rack.

The rejuvenation is slow going and my sweat fits are mildewing the wallpapers.

The cats are wearing surgical masks and their little mouse with a bell in it refuses to tinkle in my bathroom.

I've always said you can tell you are sick when your hair hurts.

I hear agonized moos when I brush my cowlick.

My annual physical is tomorrow, so maybe the doc will fix my cold or board me up with two-by-fours.
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