100 Things About Me

#23

DQ
for Two

I always take someone to treat to ice cream at the Dairy Queen.

Oh, sure, I'm generous. That's me.

But mostly, my guests are there to order me a MooLatté. I refuse to say it.

A MooLatté? Are they crazy? It's embarrassing. Heck, I've gotta be liquored up to ask for a Dilly Bar.

"It's a good thing I don't eat meat," I told my wife, "because you'd also have to order me Bra Burgers."

"That's 'Brazier,' not 'brassiere!'"

"Oh. Then, I won't be kneading two."

Oddly enough, I will say, "It's moo-licious!"

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