Mike Durrett: CONFIDENTIAL

We Have a Winner!

From the transcript of an actual conversation, as The Durretts and their cats' darling digestive systems start another elegant day:

7:23 a.m. --
Mike: Someone threw up on my sink.



7:23:12 - 7:56 a.m. --
Silence.



7:57 a.m. --
Donna: I hope I sealed the storage containers on the porch. There's rainwater on them.

Mike: Un uh, I topped that.

Again. Someone ... threw up ... on ... my ... sink.

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