Mike Durrett: CONFIDENTIAL

Meow, Dammit!

We're all vegetarians in this house.

--Well, except the cats.

That reminds me, we're out of cat food and I can tell when the cats are hungry. They've taken to calling me "Roy."

I've been called "Roy" so much, I'm nervous. I may have to take off the spandex kitty tamer's suit.

That's the last time I put Siegfried-nip in my pockets.

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