Mike Durrett: CONFIDENTIAL

Life Revs Full Tilt During Holiday Season

Phew! I remain exhausted. The growing Christmas whirl overwhelms me. Here's my weekend.

Friday
Attended family counseling session with our cat, Morty, who insists on changing his name to Greta.

Saturday
Spent quality time with my naked lady mudflaps.

Sunday
Arrested at movie theatre, while rolling condom onto the projector's lens barrel before "Seed of Chucky."

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