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'Shane' Came Back



I was happy, several weeks ago, to attend a rare 35mm showing of the quintessential western, "Shane," at the Plaza Theatre in Atlanta. The 1953 film is an American classic and one I've enjoyed seven or eight times over the years.

During introductory comments, we learned of a blooper, which unspooled before us, a few minutes later. When Shane rides his horse into the movie from a distant 19th century Wyoming vista, a minuscule white dot can be seen behind him, moving briskly, left to right across the screen. It's a truck rolling on from the future.


Jack Palance as the villain gunslinger, according to the remarks, was incompetent handling horses. Numerous attempts to capture him mounting his steed in a fluid movement were made without success. What is projected in the movie is footage of him dismounting -- reversed.

Montgomery Clift is said to have been the director's first choice to play the mysterious Shane. When he became unavailable, Paramount's action star Alan Ladd was cast. While Ladd is strong in the role, he was only 5'6" in stature. Camera tricks abound in making him appear much taller and physically imposing. Hollywood legend has it Ladd would often stand on boxes in his movies or his larger co-stars would walk alongside, below him in a trench.

ShaneTex Avery's Droopy - The Complete Theatrical Collection
I like Alan Ladd a lot. He is Shane, but the guy can appear awkward riding a horse. Western champs best be mammoth in the saddle -- think John Wayne. This man does not look his part. I suspect Ladd may be riding a tiny horse, too, to visually compensate. Nevertheless, whenever I watch his horseback scenes, I cannot help but compare him to the hero of "Drag-A-Long Droopy."




"Shane" Reissue Trailer via YouTube


"Drag-A-Long Droopy" (1954) via YouTube

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Off the Wall

Saving Facebook: My Confessions: 

On My Birthday:
Friend Frank Thompson
Mikey, you should try something different and original for this birthday. I suggest cake.

Mike
Okay. This is highly irregular, but I will try it. Can you, like, make a party out of cake? Or, maybe, dessert?

Frank
A party? That would be a little weird for a birthday, wouldn't it? I mean, I said to try something original but I didn't mean for you to go out of your mind.

Mike
Thank you for your concern and advice. I appreciate you being at The Help Desk on a Saturday. I've also cancelled and dasn't go near the ice cream.

On Scouting:
To Kill a Mockingbird (Universal Legacy Series)
Mike
I'm so excited "To Kill a Mockingbird" is coming to my TV in 1080p. It's a dream come true: Hi-def ham suit!

Friend Claire
I've always wanted a ham suit since I first saw TKAM. I tried spam once but it melted in the sun.

Mike
I never knew what to do with the mustard and cloves. They collected in my ham socks.

Claire
Sounds like walking on coals, that mustard is hot! I wrapped tin foil around my feet to avoid that problem, oh no, wait, that was around my head to avoid aliens. I get so confused.

Mike
Does Frank still go as Tater Tots?

Claire
Not since I bit a hunk out of his side! Now he goes as macaroni and cheese but he leaves little orange puddles everywhere and we don't get invited out as much as we used to.

Friend Frank
Oh, don't try to blame this on me. You're the one who alienates people, you with your Boo Radley overalls.

On Purchasing 125 Lbs. of Kitty Litter:
Friend Yowp
125 pounds? What are you feeding your cat - Ex-lax?

Mike
Fancy Feen-A-Mint.

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Mikellaneous

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April 1st was the 32nd anniversary of my first date with Donna. Most of the people who said our marriage wouldn't last are dead.

Theatres curtailing engagements of HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON, tired of lifting the auditoriums after each show to spread fresh newspapers.

I'm presently not spring cleaning 1973. Spring cleaning 2010 is penciled in for my 4th life down the road. Don't hold your breath, 4 ahead.

Gee, I missed Earth Hour. This was my night to blow-up the nukes in Iran. I wore my sunglasses, though.

Max Bialystock signed his health care reform bill.

I may have had an epiphany. Out of nowhere, I heard the words, "Courteney Cox in a new COUGAR TOWN."

Surprised. Watched my first episode of MODERN FAMILY. Why didn't anyone tell me Julie Bowen is in it? ... Why, you Julie Bowen hoarders...

I follow Oscar Levant's lead. Question: "What do you do for exercise?" Answer: "I stumble, and then I fall into a coma."

A gourmet Sunday brunch at our house. We ate French Toast. Morty had the French Deli-Cat and sleepover niece pup Clara had the Eggs Beneful.

90 degrees on my porch, the day after Easter. That means only one thing. Time to mothball the Santa hat....

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Big Weekend

Big weekend, met The Easter Bunny at IHOP.

I had pancakes. He had anything but eggs.

I paid for brunch. Told him to leave something on the table.

Oops.

I should've stayed home and had breakfast with The Easter Deer....





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Lovin' Me Some Christian Revelation


My First Chocolate Easter Bunny
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Mike Durrett: CONFIDENTIAL

Table With a View


We are very content to feed the locals, who visit our forest famous wildlife buffet frequently, alone and in groups. It can be standing room only.


Under the cover of kitchen, through the cooking glass, we watch. Guests flocking in range from birds to deer, bunnies, raccoons, squirrels, and opossums. We close down when the bears appear because we are afraid to serve their kind and they are notoriously bad tippers.

Generally, there are no complaints from the clientele, although...


There are occasional food fights.

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Monster Mush

We're barricaded inside the house, worrying about The Loch Nest Monster on our property. I've given her surprise appearance much thought because she was seen very close to our 24-hour, 365-day, complimentary wildlife buffet table, operating alongside the driveway.

I have absolutely no idea what to serve a puddle behemoth, especially one of Scottish heritage. That cuisine is off my palate, frankly. I've never developed a taste for the plaid food.

Other concerns of Nessie necessities?

The extra vittles expense for such a large mouth is something we'd prefer not to undertake, along with the county ordinance requiring us to install an unsightly plesiosaur sneeze guard.

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Okay. Okay. Gotcha!

I did not post anything yesterday, April 1 -- April Fool's Day.

That is exactly what people expected, wacky hilarity posting.

Whimsical funny comedy. Something crazy cracked, laced with loopy.

So, I didn't.

See what I did there?

Unexpect the expected.

Ha. I killed.

Good one, Mike.

I worked hard on that.

Or not.

That should keep you guessing, going around and around in your mind.

Or not.

I ain't telling. I ain't tellin'!...




One of the Things I Did Not Write About


Oh. I'm going to post a second time today, April 2.

Ha. You weren't expecting that, were you? I never post twice in one day. Never.

You'll see. It'll be wacky.

Hee. The unexpected. Two days in a row.

Good two, Mike.

Then, back to normal. Normalcy for the year.

Maturity.

True confessions.

Laugh amongst yourselves.

Not working hard for your amusement,

Mike
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