More Confessions
and Observations
and Observations
Headline: "Teens made pact to get pregnant." Times have changed. We made pact to get pizza.
Tummies grew, baby.
All I do is gripe about character limits in my professional writing job. I loathe them. So, where do I spend all my free time? On Twitter.
Headline: "Ex-cook pleads guilty to putting pubic hair in steak." My vegetarian lifestyle continues to reward me in ways I never imagined.
Feeling down today. Nobody ever refers to me as "kindly ol' Pops Snavely."
Just in: "Girl born to Jamie Lynn Spears." Already pregnant.
Headline: "Bear strolls into McDonald's drive-through in NJ." -- That's 'McFlurry®,' not 'McFurry!' Supersize the Tangy Honey Mustard Sauce.
Good news is I weed-whacked the yard. The bad is our neighborhood deer and bunny lost their buffet. I should get them restaurant gift cards.
Headline: "Police blame paperwork for keeping body in morgue 7 years." Police also thank goodness they weren't using Windows 98.
