Cartoon Carnival

Foghorn Leghorn in "Lovelorn Leghorn" (Robert McKimson, 1951)
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"The Flea Circus" (Tex Avery, 1954)
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Bugs Bunny in "Hare Do" (I. Freleng, 1949)
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Scare Bear

Oh. Great.

After months of peace and posies, our neighbors next door in the forest revealed they've had a fresh bear sighting.

Thus, I'm back in action, on alert for the beast(s). Unbridled courage permeates my never-ceasing vigilance.

Allow me to be the first to say, "Mommy."

Mike on the Go

What's on My Desk?

Previously: "What's on My Desk"

What the Heck Was I Thinking?

Actual Messages I Wrote, Forgot, Then Found While Cleaning Out My Email Folders

02/23/05

As Randy said to me only yesterday in the Wal-Mart video department, "I don't think Cedric has ever entertained me."

07/20/08

They look like-- well, when The Banana Man mates with The Harmonicats, that's what happens.

02/21/05

I've done my job to keep waxed lips alive, too. But enough about my sex life and, besides, my Free Balloons for the Kids hand pump is broken anyway.

Don't Tread on Mikey

So, Morty likes to watch horror movies and scare everyone in the household, eh?

Well, here's one to knock his footpads off. With running jokes and the all-star cats, it's a thriller about exercise!


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Monarch Mort

I've known many cats, but my boy Morty is one of the few who can turn a meow into a giggle.

Overnight, I caught him watching a foreign version of "King Kong," while pawing and chomping down hot buttered Friskies. He laughed smugly when Kong attacked the airplanes.

I don't know what to think anymore. How can Morty operate our home theatre system and I can't? He is the master of the universal remote.

I ate a piece of plain toast (we were out of butter) and went back to bed.

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Mikellaneous

My Recent Confessions and Observations on Twitter, Where Everything Must Be Said in 140 Characters or Less

Well, I didn't see this coming. After 40 years, my love beads want a divorce and half my garbonzos.

Headline: "Calif. Mom Gives Birth On Front Lawn By Herself." Lawn Jockey, Lawn Gnome, Lawn Midwife of No Help.

I saw Woody Allen's VICKY CRISTINA BARCELONA, about a sensual threesome. Ah, I know the feeling. We in love, my wife, me, and Cherry Garcia.

Grrrr... I set the alarm and got up early today. Five hours later, I have accomplished exactly nothing. Nothing! Time for a nap and a nap...

All I know is if I don't write and publish something to my sites today and within the hour, I'm going to have to cancel the after parties.

Headline: "Woman fined for loud sex." So, who complained? Was she disturbing the peace or disturbing the piece?