What the Heck Was I Thinking?

Actual Messages I Wrote, Forgot, Then Found While Cleaning Out My Email Folders

02/22/05

That reminds me. I think I got a bootleg Bobby Vee when I was a kid.

The label said: "The Night Has 999 Eyes and a Cyclops Swigging Visine."

07/13/08

Holy cavernous chin dimple, Batman!

07/21/08

I shun most birth control. I prefer the teensy cork method.

The bloating, I admit, is a problem.