My Mom Always Said

MY MOM ALWAYS SAID, "It's a Nice Night Out for Your Salt Lick. Remember to Wipe Your Hooves."

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More My Mom: "Mom Rules!" via About.com

My Mom Always Said

MY MOM ALWAYS SAID, "The Best Meals Are Quiet Meals. Michael, Isn't Your Mother Calling You? ... Oh. Wait."

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More My Mom: "Mom Rules!" via About.com

My Mom Always Said

MY MOM ALWAYS SAID, "Get Your Toes Out of the Gravy Bowl. Boys, No Wading Until 30 Minutes After Dinner."

More My Mom: "Mom Rules!" via About.com

It's No Pants Day!

Mike, Previously: It's No Pants Day 2008 | No Pants Day 2004 via About.com
Funny Site of the Day: No Pants Day

The Four Durretts in 'Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back'

"Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back" came out 30 years ago, so I remade it. That old school 20th century stuff couldn't possibly be any good.

That's me as Luke Skywalker, my clones Connie and Lester as Han Solo and Princess Leia, and My Inner Demon, Chip, as Lando Calrissian.

I know what you are thinking. Has Lester ever been lovelier?

Watch and Bask:

The Four Durretts in "Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back" via JibJab

I Got Nuthin'

Consolation Video: "'Singin' in the Rain': Guinness World Record Umbrella Dance" via YouTube

Big Weekend

Big weekend, JAZZ HANDS!!

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This Would Be About My Speed

One of my earliest idols was none other than classic American commercial icon Speedy Alka-Seltzer. At age 3 or 4, spotting this animated lad on the television of the 1950s was truly magical.

Now, in a surprising find via BookSteve's Library, Master Alka-Seltzer is seen teamed with one of grown-up me's favorites, silent movie god Buster Keaton.

Enjoy these nostalgic ads, then go stuff yourself silly, because you'll know what to do. Right, Speedy?


"Buster Keaton Alka-Seltzer Advertisements" via Dailymotion