Mike Durrett: CONFIDENTIAL

Smile and Say "Queso"

My friends, Bill and Kathy, are always insisting I take their picture. They won't accept "No" for an answer either.

So, early this morning, I got a telephone call. It's Bill and Kathy. They're in Spain!

They wondered where I was. Why wasn't I in Spain with my camera?

Can you believe some people? They know I don't fly. They know Saturday is my morning to watch cartoons.

"Where in Spain are you?" I asked, pausing my Fudd.

"We're at the cathedral in Santiago de Compostela," said Kathy.

"Go stand out front," I instructed.

Being a child of the Internet, I punched up a Webcam and grabbed their screenshot.


Bill's the one blinking.

"Got it," I said, as I slapped the cellphone shut and resumed the cartoon, the one where Bugs gives Elmer Rabbititus.

1 comment:

Jorge said...

Anyone else feeling watched right about now?

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