Mike Durrett: CONFIDENTIAL

100 Things About Me

#25

She looks like a million for being a million.
I find myself attracted to older women.

Mike's current celebrity girlfriend.

Wilma is sooo HOTT!

I, all boy, treasure staring into her big, dark, dreamy apostrophes.

I'm also attracted to younger women.

Mike's future celebrity girlfriend.

Girlfriend is such a hoochie! But, alas, I must observe my strict moral standards.

*sigh*

I do believe Jane Jetson is too young for me. Besides, I like 'em to have been born yet.

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