100 Things About Me

#24
"That didn't come out right."

I'm a smart aleck, even when I'm not trying to be a smart aleck.

Evidence

Here's an actual, completely innocent conversation I had with The Wife®:

Donna: I plan on watching "The Passion of the Christ" again -- maybe Easter weekend. Shall we order from [our mail rental service] or should I rent it from Blockbuster?

Mike: Either. Blockbuster might help you nail it down better.

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